Title: REGULAR SEX ~ Issue 1 ~ The Commute
Series: The Regular Sex Series ~ Viagra for girls
Author: Kitty French
Release date: 5th February, 2016
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Perfect bedtime reading, or for commuting to work, or to spice up your lunchtime. Just make sure that no one is reading over your shoulder…
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EPISODE 1 – THE COMMUTE.
‘Is this seat taken?’
I look up, and just like that I’m done for.
‘Take me,’ I say, and then feel my cheeks glow, probably turning the same shade of dull ox-blood red as the faded upholstery of the seat he’s absently stroking as he watches me. He raises one brow a little as if he’s seriously considering my offer.
‘Take it,’ I correct myself and shoot him my best ‘aren’t I a goofy klutz this morning,’ smile, even though we both know that I’d meant exactly what I said, although it would have been wiser if the words had stayed inside my head. I’d just handed him the upper hand within three seconds of meeting him, a mistake I’d made several times before and vowed to learn from. That’s me all over though; keep on doing the same thing and expecting the results to be different, which even I can see is the action of an idiot.
‘I’m Stacy, newly crowned queen of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time,’ I say brightly, because he’s slid into the seat opposite mine and is still looking at me intently. His eyes are a curious sort of blue; they remind me of a pale turquoise cocktail I had on the beach in Ibiza last summer, or of soft, worn Levi’s begging to be unbuttoned by your lover.
‘Queen Stacy.’ He inclines his head formally. ‘I’m Jude, king of bad intentions.’
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Five Virgin Train Stars
Kitty’s titillating #penmanship never fails. Note the hashtag as it’s totally appropriate in this shorter than short read that will fill in a moment of boredom, (you most certainly won’t be while reading The Commute) or a lunchtime break. Often, small packages deliver great things as is the case in this read. She took us readers to a whole different level regarding the daily chore of commuting and interrupted our train of thoughts which is exactly what we wanted. Her writing style is a bold and imaginative. It wouldn’t surprise us in the least if she’s started a new writing material trend, either. We don’t even have any qualms recommending this read to your better halves. Who knows … after reading this he might just sign on spot that has nothing to do with paper! Note: the verb commute and the noun, pen, will take on a completely new meaning.
“What Jude? What would you use?”
“I’d start with a measure of gin in a champagne saucer, because you’re a classy girl.”
Jump on that train to Birmingham with two strangers! Be prepared for an unconventional trip because you’ll be travelling with two very unconventional commuters. Paradise is just a stop or two away for Stacy and Jude is going to go out of his way to take her there. But whether she gets off; pun intended, on her stop remains to be seen. And oh boy, him using his charm, good looks and convincing ways to bring out the daring in this young woman made us want to pull on the emergency breaks.
“I’m Stacy, newly crowned queen of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.”
“I’m Jude, king of bad intentions.”
Actually, we would go so far as saying he is really quite chivalrous to begin with. But when he starts talking dirty, both of us wondered why the author couldn’t have chosen one of our names for the female protagonist. Sobbing here ‘cause we just loved envisaging this man’s white dress shirt sleeves being rolled up and ready for action.
“Can you feel me unbuttoning your shirt, Jude? I’m going to slide my hands inside now.”
Ms French’s offering has whetted our appetite for much more to come and we can’t wait for the next instalment. The originality of this type of read had to happen and we take our hats off to her for being courageous enough to do it. We’ll never and mean never, feel the same about train travel again.Bravo!
USA Today bestselling author Kitty French writes sexy, escapist reads hot enough to burn your fingers…
The Knight Trilogy has been a best seller around the globe, and is now available as individual books or as a complete trilogy box-set.
Her sizzling new erotic romance, Genie, is available now.
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Kitty is also the disreputable alter-ego of a romantic comedy writer Kat French.
As Kat, her debut romantic comedy Undertaking Love is available now.
She writes full time, and lives in England with her husband and two little boys.